Jingle Bells (on corporate welfare)

Jingle bells, ring a ding, We are catching on, How this corporate welfare works It’s not a pleasant song. Chorus: Oh, jingle bells, ring a ding, We are catching on, How this corporate welfare works, It’s not a pleasant song. Repeat Dashing through the world On a corporate welfare sleigh, Profit, profit, is their song, They’re laughing all the way. We’ve got a thought or two, About your dirty schemes, About the garbage, land and sea What free trade really means. Chorus They export jobs afar, To pay a cheaper wage, The union guy is unemployed And we are in a rage. We subsidize the firm We give them tax breaks too, The third world countries protest, But can’t afford to sue. Chorus.