From the songbook
Grey Motherhood
tune: Hush Little Baby
Rockabye Baby, your mum's feeling great
With menopause over, its never too late.
Birth after sixty's the "in" thing to do.
It makes me feel young
And who cares about you!!
They told me a facelift would be just as good,
But it wouldn't make news like grey motherhood.
Now science can boost my hormonal drive,
I plan to have twins in two thousand and five!