Gaggle Against Coal

Oh, we’re a gaggle of Grannies,

Urging you off of your fannies,

We’re raising our voice,

We want a new choice,

NO MORE COAL!

With all the money we’re spending
On fossil fuels that’re ending
There is no clean coal,
That’s a really dumb goal!
NO MORE COAL!

We need new solutions

To clean up land and air.

Stop glacier dissolutions,

And climate change despair.

So join this gaggle of Grannies,

Get up off of your fannies,

We’re telling you now,

We’re angry and how,

NO MORE COAL!

We really mean it! NO MORE COAL!

We mean precisely! NO MORE COAL!

We will say it very nicely!

Read our lips! (silently) NO MORE COAL!

(Curtsy)